HOW I FEEL AS A 21 YEAR OLD ON CAMPUS

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When my academic advisor tries to help me figure out what I want to do with my life

"Perhaps the most famous is Newton’s third law: when one body exerts a force on a second body, the second body simultaneously exerts a force equal in magnitude and opposite in direction to that of the first body. Or, put simply, for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction." — Esquire Presents: The Principia of Natalie Dormer

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When my roommates leave me alone for too long

When people ask me what it’s like living with 7 other girls in a college dorm

WHEN IM STUDYING AND I TAKE A BREAK BY HAVING MY OWN LITTLE DANCE PARTY AT MY DESK

When somebody tries to dance with me

whatshouldbifflescallme:

A freshman boy:

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A hot frat star:

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My best friend:

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pallidalunae:

Bathe in the blood of your vanquished enemies.

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cosmo tip #457

expertcosmotips:

If a boy sends you a picture of his penis, send him a picture of a bigger penis.

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